Dear Utah

Dear Utah,
I am leaving early in the morning, driving all day to get to my family town of Chandler, AZ. I will NOT be missing you while I am gone because of all the teasing you have done to me and my kids lately. One day you are beautiful sunshine and happiness where the kids can play in the street and mom's can talk about our day. But then the next day you will drop 20 degrees and SNOW...in the middle of Spring. I can't take all the teasing...my kids are going crazy.
I will not miss putting on our coats, socks, shoes and sometimes even hats to go outside. I will not miss turning on the heater or warming up the car...I will not miss my kids whining and fighting because they have been cooped up in the house too long...
I am going to be in beautiful Sunny Arizona having a great time...and when I get back...I fully it expect it to be sunny and to stay sunny for longer than a few days. Please, please Utah. I am pleading with you to provide me with decent weather when I come back in a week. I want to miss you when I am gone (I will miss my bed :)) but I just can't miss you when you treat me this way...
Signed,
Leaving in the morning and can't wait to see the Sunshine again...